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Funny Carpenter T-Shirts & Sweatshirts | One-of-a-Kind Gag Gifts for 2026

Welcome to the Internet Certified Carpenter™ Collection — a one-of-a-kind line of funny t-shirts and sweatshirts for carpenters who learned everything they know by watching videos online.

This collection pokes fun at modern “training,” where a single tutorial and a tape measure somehow equal experience. Featuring bold, humorous graphics and brutally honest wording, these designs are perfect for carpenters, woodworkers, framers, DIY builders, contractors, and anyone who’s ever said “I saw how to do it on YouTube.”

Shirt Verbiage:

EVERYTHING I KNOW ABOUT CARPENTRY I’VE LEARNED BY WATCHING VIDEOS ONLINE.
I HAVE NO REAL WORLD EXPERIENCE.
I DID NOT TAKE A TEST OR PASS A CLASS OF ANY SORTS.
I HAVE WATCHED THE MINIMUM REQUIREMENTS OF 1 VIDEO.
HIRE AT YOUR OWN RISK.
The internet is not responsible for any damages that may occur and will not be held accountable if you hire me.

Why This Collection Works:

🪚 Made for carpenters & woodworking fans with a sense of humor
😂 Perfect gag gift for carpenters, dads, husbands, coworkers, and job-site crews
👕 One-of-a-kind designs you won’t find anywhere else
🌐 Taps into internet culture, DIY humor, and trade sarcasm
🎁 Ideal for Father’s Day, Christmas, birthdays, holidays, and special occasions

Whether it’s worn on the job site, in the shop, at the lumber yard, or just to get laughs at family gatherings, this apparel is a conversation starter and an instant favorite.

Ideal For:

Funny carpenter shirts
Carpenter gag gifts
Woodworker humor apparel
Contractor & builder gifts
Gag gifts for men
DIY and trade humor fans

If you’re looking for a funny carpenter t-shirt or sweatshirt that’s bold, sarcastic, and internet-certified, this collection delivers the laughs — no apprenticeship required.