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Carpenter Certified Tee — "I'm Officially a Carpenter" Funny Trade T-Shirt
Solid White / XS
$22.50
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This lightweight cotton crew carries a confident, workshop-ready energy. Front art shows a startled, cartoonish handyman frozen mid-shock — the perfect wink for anyone who lives for hands-on fixes and late-night tool runs. The back lists a tongue-in-cheek “certified carpenter” declaration, styled like a vintage certificate, so the shirt reads like a badge you can wear to the jobsite, the pub, or weekend project days. Soft-feel fabric and a classic crew cut keep the look clean and simple, while sleeve DTF prints add that custom, small-batch touch. Wear it when you’re hauling lumber, swapping stories at the workbench, or showing off trade pride with subtle humor.
Product features
- Lightweight 4.3 oz (146 g/m²) cotton fabric — comfortable year-round wear
- Classic crew neckline with ribbed knit collar for shape retention
- Side seams and shoulder tape for structural support and better fit
- Direct-to-Film (DTF) sleeve prints for crisp, durable graphics
- Meets EU REACH; made in Honduras with a 2-year EU warranty
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
Carpenter Certified Tee — "I'm Officially a Carpenter" Funny Trade T-Shirt
$22.50
Product features
- Lightweight 4.3 oz (146 g/m²) cotton fabric — comfortable year-round wear
- Classic crew neckline with ribbed knit collar for shape retention
- Side seams and shoulder tape for structural support and better fit
- Direct-to-Film (DTF) sleeve prints for crisp, durable graphics
- Meets EU REACH; made in Honduras with a 2-year EU warranty
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
